Alright, November, what gives? I wore a t-shirt today, and I saw children in flip flops. I have to say, I'm disappointed. Sure, we lived some hell in October, but this isn't No Heat October. That's a terrible name. I just wanted you to know that I had high hopes for you, and a healthy respect for your chilly wrath - but now? You're kind of a pansy. You've lost your moxy. I hardly recognize you.
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So, as you can see, Readers, we're nearing the end of the challenge with little difficulty. It's not as sweet as I thought it would be. We'll reach December without even having to put slippers on. I haven't worn gloves in my office for weeks. I've switched back to cold drinks. I don't want to die when I step out of the shower anymore. I'm sure I don't have to tell you how much this upsets me.
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So, we have decided as a house that we're going to extend No Heat November. Look out, December. We're ready for you. We've been ready all month. (This also means that probably none of our friends will be visiting for another month.)
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I won't be posting as much throughout December - how many times can I tell you I'm cold before you start to hate me? Just know we're here. I bet you the temperature will unexpectedly drop tomorrow night, and I'll hate my life and regret ever agreeing to extend this silly challenge.
I say, Heat in December is a good thing,,,you made it through November like a champ...don't press your luck
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